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The Cleaner That Doesn't Lose Suction
Bazzu - He's Served His Purpose, Let Him Dai. (Because He's Welsh, See?)
Created on 2003-06-07 08:48:03 (#1102970), last updated 2008-04-01
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Basic Info| Name: | Bazzu |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1987-06-30 |
| Location: | Pembrokeshire, Wales, United Kingdom |
| Website: | BazNet |
BioBRUCE WILLIS WAS DEAD SINCE THE BEGINNING. AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE SIXTH SENSE LOLOLOLOLOL
Welcome to all the Ladies, Gentlemen and Quaker Oats fans. This is a user info page. But, it's about me. So that makes things better. I be bazzu, many people seem to know about me or my legend for crazy reasons. I've never spoken to like 75% of my friends list, but they all know that I am "the sock man" and that I generally make ill jokes about rape, or sugar, or abortions, or the weather from time to time. IT'S POSSIBLE THAT MY MATERIAL MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO YOU. But it's also worth noting that the internet contains pictures on 11-week-old foetuseses, girls in tubs, goats in anuses, dead kittens and opinions of many, many people. So basically, if you're offended by my LiveJournal, then I don't think the internet is the right place for you.
Sometimes I like to randomly friend people. This is probably because I found you on Jostein's or Nick's friends page. Or sometimes it's because I have your name on my "interests" list and you decide to e-mail me about it [YEAH LIESL!]. Sometimes it's because I accidentally slipped on the internet. I also didn't ask permission to have you on my friends list, reason being: this is the internet, and unless you make "Friend's Only" posts then you clearly want me to know and/or have nothing to hide. I TAKE NO SHAME IN FRIENDING YOU AS STRANGERS and it's not like I'm murdering your family for it, it's an innocent gesture of acceptance [though if I get bored I might take you off, and then you may cry, you should cry because it means you've been uncool too many times].
I like Star Wars, and Spider-Man, I'm a bit of a nerd, BUT NOT A LOT, it's okay, I wash weekly! I also listen to the Beastie Boys and never know if I'm doing it sarcastically or not. But I also listen to The Beatles and other bands mentioned in my interests, I generally listen to lots of music, and in today's society there's apparently nothing more important. On the internet, I live on LJ, and b3ta, and SW.com, and TOOTHPASTE FOR DINNER, man I love that comic so hard right now. Also HSR, Goats.com and EmpireOnline. ALSO SPACE TREE.
And White Ninja.
And cockeyed.com.
IN REAL LIFE, everything is a haze. After having no education purposes, I'm currently cleaning shit in a part-time work thing and watching DVDs. It's a great arrangement!it stinks.
I'm maybe single so feel free to mail me pornography and offer me OKCupid links which I'll return with violence [the links, not the pornography] But yeah, if you're thinking about yous and mes then how about you get some brains. IF YOU HAVE BRAINS THEN YES, I'M HIGHLY INTERESTED IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU, DESPERATELY [also if you have breasts/norks, these are actually, also needed, moreso than brains]. SORRY FELLAS! Teeheehee.
Well, these rabbit anuses won't get ejaculated inside by themselves! BYES! KEKEKEKEKKE! X X X X X
Welcome to all the Ladies, Gentlemen and Quaker Oats fans. This is a user info page. But, it's about me. So that makes things better. I be bazzu, many people seem to know about me or my legend for crazy reasons. I've never spoken to like 75% of my friends list, but they all know that I am "the sock man" and that I generally make ill jokes about rape, or sugar, or abortions, or the weather from time to time. IT'S POSSIBLE THAT MY MATERIAL MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO YOU. But it's also worth noting that the internet contains pictures on 11-week-old foetuseses, girls in tubs, goats in anuses, dead kittens and opinions of many, many people. So basically, if you're offended by my LiveJournal, then I don't think the internet is the right place for you.
Sometimes I like to randomly friend people. This is probably because I found you on Jostein's or Nick's friends page. Or sometimes it's because I have your name on my "interests" list and you decide to e-mail me about it [YEAH LIESL!]. Sometimes it's because I accidentally slipped on the internet. I also didn't ask permission to have you on my friends list, reason being: this is the internet, and unless you make "Friend's Only" posts then you clearly want me to know and/or have nothing to hide. I TAKE NO SHAME IN FRIENDING YOU AS STRANGERS and it's not like I'm murdering your family for it, it's an innocent gesture of acceptance [though if I get bored I might take you off, and then you may cry, you should cry because it means you've been uncool too many times].
I like Star Wars, and Spider-Man, I'm a bit of a nerd, BUT NOT A LOT, it's okay, I wash weekly! I also listen to the Beastie Boys and never know if I'm doing it sarcastically or not. But I also listen to The Beatles and other bands mentioned in my interests, I generally listen to lots of music, and in today's society there's apparently nothing more important. On the internet, I live on LJ, and b3ta, and SW.com, and TOOTHPASTE FOR DINNER, man I love that comic so hard right now. Also HSR, Goats.com and EmpireOnline. ALSO SPACE TREE.
And White Ninja.
And cockeyed.com.
IN REAL LIFE, everything is a haze. After having no education purposes, I'm currently cleaning shit in a part-time work thing and watching DVDs. It's a great arrangement!
I'm maybe single so feel free to mail me pornography and offer me OKCupid links which I'll return with violence [the links, not the pornography] But yeah, if you're thinking about yous and mes then how about you get some brains. IF YOU HAVE BRAINS THEN YES, I'M HIGHLY INTERESTED IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU, DESPERATELY [also if you have breasts/norks, these are actually, also needed, moreso than brains]. SORRY FELLAS! Teeheehee.
Well, these rabbit anuses won't get ejaculated inside by themselves! BYES! KEKEKEKEKKE! X X X X X
ConnectInterests (150):
24, 3 noses?, 3 spring rolls, afsjjbddd, ahmed best, an ally turns away, arrowed!!!, b3ta, battlestar galactica, beach boys, being an associate producer, being kissed by luke, being poisoned by metal, being poisoned from metal, blowing up the ocean, blue man group, blues brothers, bukkake, cannonball!!, cerebellum'd!!, cheat commandos, city name sports team, cleaning hospitals, clones attacking, coen brothers, cornholing, costanza falcon, danger mouse, daren king, douglas adams, everton, evil monkey, ewan mcgregor, family guy, fargo, films, final fantasy, firefly, frank sinatra, funtime!, futurama, gazelle carcass!!, george lucas, giraffes, goats, grey's anatomy, harrison ford, hhgttg, hoes pose and rkos, homestar runner, house m.d., housemartins, hugh laurie, irony, jar jar binks, jedi councils, jeg har bange anelser, jim giraffe, john williams, julie andrews, kaiser chiefs, kara starbuck thrace, karen carpenter, katee sackhoff, keira knightley, killing young innocent kittens, kingdom of loathing, laura, lemmings, liesl, lightsabers, loo brealey, ludovico einaudi, léon, magic numbers, marion and geoff, marking it zero, maroon 5, menacing phantoms, metal poisoned things, metal poisoning, missing my mum, missing video games, msg'd!, mst3k, muppets, natasha bedingfield, nora tschirner, orson, paul newman, pen 15, period pains, pine allergy, possums, prison break, quantum leap, queen, quentin tarantino, rathergood, real genuine pirates, rebecca, reservoir dogs, rob brydon, roxanne, sailing mishap!, saint david, samuel l. jackson, scrubs, semisonic, seth macfarlane, shitting in women's bags, singing, socks, something awful, south park, space tree, spaced, sporb, star wars, steve buscemi, stomp, stripcreator, teen girl squad, that '60s cf show, the adama family tree, the automatic, the beatles, the carpenters, the kill everyone project, the shawshank redemption, the simpsons, the sound of music, the zutons, throbbing and non-throbbing cocks, tim vine, tobor, toothpaste for dinner, triple salchow, tuchin ur boob, two minutes of hate, two'd, uma thurman, uncle remus, vinny vicks, wales, watermelons of energy, weebl & bob, white ninja comics, wrestling (which is real), you know for kids
Schools:
Sir Thomas Picton School - Haverfordwest, Wales - Pembrokeshire (Sir Benfro), United Kingdom (1998 - 2005)
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alura_lorelei, atob, bazfilm, bazzu, beggarsoshat, culture_log, deblon, drewtoothpaste, evilsean, fighting_dreamr, fuzzie, heybishop, iharthdarth, jasminty, joeblogs, josteinh, krista_lee, lostelein, nickmurdoch, nivan, paperback_viper, psionicman, ryu51, sailorliesie, schmostein, snackbar_comic, thevigilante, trasked, violet_capella, vworpvworp
Friend of (31):
alphablackwolf, alura_lorelei, atob, bazfilm, bazzu, buttercup_baby, butterflymonkey, culture_log, dcomposed, deblon, dvocha, evilsean, fighting_dreamr, gaz_no_zim, heybishop, jasminty, jinkleberry, josteinh, lazenich, lustylist, nickmurdoch, psionicman, ryu51, sailorliesie, spazzu, thevigilante, tracybabyface, trasked, violet_capella, wingedw, yoroddo
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